So after Four Loco went out the window, and off the shelves, (lest we forget), the market was wide open for another product that young people will get drunk off of, but also get really, really energetic. I'm not sure exactly which jitters inducing ingredients were in Four Loco, but in "CREAM", I think its sugar, plus some really frightening chemicals. Let me explain...
Rules for dealing with Cream:
1. NEVER put it in the fridge
2. If you put it in the fridge, take it back the next day to Total Wine and More at 9am, have them laugh at you, and then have them give you a new can, for free, in pity.
3. try it on brownies!
So it doesn't work if you put it in the fridge...like normal whipped cream...which is frightening, because of the chemicals that must allow this to happen. But the new can worked great! Trying it out, my friend and I decided it was good, but you could definitely taste the alcohol, this is in the caramel flavor. They also had at Total Wine the vanilla and chocolate flavors. They also have raspberry and cherry online, but those seem gross to me, after tasting this. It also has kinda an oily aftertaste, but all in all they did a pretty good job.
So stock up now, before it banned!
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